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Too Much Time On Your Hands

You’ve heard somebody say it. Probably recently. You always know when it’s coming. You know the situations where it inevitably turns up, a reaction to something impressive the creation of which upsets somebody less productive. When someone builds a hundred snowmen for the … Continue reading

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Here’s “What I think you do,” you meme-sharing prick!

“What I think I do.” “What my mistress thinks my wife thinks I do.” “What my second cousin’s shrink’s lovechild’s pet mouse thinks I do.” If you use Web 2.0 sites at all, surely you’ve seen these things by now. … Continue reading

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You Are My Sunshine (It’s F***in’ Nighttime)

Here are the lyrics to a popular song, rewritten for everybody who is single and bitter this Valentine’s Day. Feel free to pick up a guitar, sing them, put the video on YouTube, and show it to me. The other … Continue reading

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An Unnecessary Valentine’s Day Blog Post

I’ve never much cared for Valentine’s Day. Maybe it’s because I’ve never had a girlfriend on Valentine’s Day. Yeah, that’s probably it. Oh well. Let’s put that aside. Typically I put out a short story or a piece of sketch … Continue reading

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