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Too Much Time On Your Hands

You’ve heard somebody say it. Probably recently. You always know when it’s coming. You know the situations where it inevitably turns up, a reaction to something impressive the creation of which upsets somebody less productive. When someone builds a hundred snowmen for the … Continue reading

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Space Monster interviews Greg Sisco about Miley Cyrus

The human they call Greg is enormously tall for its species, measuring just under nine galactic clicks (7.64 universal clicks), but it is puny and frail in spite of this, even in comparison to its peers. After a perfectly executed … Continue reading

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“One-Night Stan’s” Free for the Next 3 Days

One-Night Stan’s isn’t just the dirtiest, most offensive and disgusting, sex-and-sleaze-filled story I’ve ever written, it’s also my favorite. I’m ridiculously proud of this book. I think it’s a hell of a lot of fun and I’m surprised I was able … Continue reading

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Greg Sisco paperbacks now available in Europe

Hey guys. Just a quick post to let you know that One-Night Stan’s and Thicker Than Water are now available in paperback in the UK, Germany, France, Spain, and Italy via Amazon. So if you’re European and you’re one of those tree-hating … Continue reading

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Who Is Jesse Thunderwake?

If you have ‘liked’ my Facebook page (and if not, get with the program) you may have seen a couple posts about Jesse Thunderwake: American Icon over the last few days. While I did discuss this project in detail in … Continue reading

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The Best of Bad Poetry Day

On Thursday, April 5, I attempted to make Facebook slightly more embarrassing and stupid for a day by hosting an event called Bad Poetry on Facebook Day. The idea was to “flood Facebook with whiny, seventh-grade-girl poetry about loneliness and … Continue reading

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Free Ferraris in Celebration of April Fools Day

Greg Sisco, the underrated and sacrilegiously attractive young novelist who is writing this article in the third person, announced today that he would give away up to 500 brand new Ferrari 458 Italia’s to anybody who buys his novel One-Night Stan’s on … Continue reading

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“Jesse Thunderwake” to Premiere at Texas Independent Film Festival

As most of the six people who read this blog already know, I was an independent filmmaker before I was a novelist. At age eighteen, I made my first film Gunslinger, P.I. which I showed you earlier this year for free. … Continue reading

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FREE launch: The Happy Seat – a short story about Valentine’s Day, young love, and executing the mentally handicapped

Hi guys. I am releasing my new short story The Happy Seat today giving it away absolutely FREE for the first day only. You can get your copy HERE in the United States, or HERE in the United Kingdom. (Or even in … Continue reading

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You Are My Sunshine (It’s F***in’ Nighttime)

Here are the lyrics to a popular song, rewritten for everybody who is single and bitter this Valentine’s Day. Feel free to pick up a guitar, sing them, put the video on YouTube, and show it to me. The other … Continue reading

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