He’s been in the car all of ten seconds before he asks if I have heard of him.
“A lot of people in town have,” he says. “They call me String Theory.”
I tell him I haven’t.
“They call me that because I talk about string theory a lot and I do art about it.”
“Ah. Well, that makes sense then.”
“Do you know what string theory is?”
I tell him not really. I’m aware …


